Dirty! Dirty!"And so, I'm at my wit's end. Not that I'd presume to impose upon our friendship, but I was thinking that a famous author of a steamy erotic memoir could... " My dear girl, why must you assume that I'm an authority in the arcane arts and dark mysteries of the sensual realm? That I could free you of your anxieties and hangups? That I could liberate you sensually and sexually? Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm just another hack writer, and I haven't any idea why the cruise line chose me as the Creative Genius in Residence on this boat. And, because I've been known to scribble a thing or two about certain matters now and again, well, that doesn't necessarily make me an expert. Not that even an expert could offer much in the way of useful advice." Advice wasn't exactly what I had in mind, Casi. I've read your book -- in the special leather-bound gold-embossed commemorative edition, no less -- and it seems to me that you've confronted some of the same demons that I'm facing. “ Adjust your frame rate. Your hand is blurry. This is not the Indy 500. Slow down,” she remarks. Bitch has a sense of humor that is good. I tinker with the frame rate and resume the task at hand (no pun intended) my cock is now fully erect and I am hornier than ever. “ Take a picture of your cock and send it to the site. No facial shots, just your cock. It will be online for all to see in minutes,” she informs me. Hundreds of people are about to see my stiff prick. I feel kind of sexy as I send the pic in. Sure enough it pops up on the screen along with other fools sitting naked playing with themselves. A few females too, that is hot. “ Go to the bathroom and get a towel.” This is getting weird now. I am entertaining the idea of logging off and leaving Bitch stranded in cyberspace yelling obscenities at me, but some twisted sense of adventure has me heading for the bathroom. I return with a towel and tell her so. “ Spread it out on the floor in front of you.” I am feeling light.
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